Well, one member in particular. I've tried to be as patient as possible, but sometimes patience fails me. And when things go awry, it's easy to feel like she's trying to sabotage this whole thing...
Oh, but Brooke, you're so damn cute! This past week our precious little ringbearer (ringdoger? She's certainly not a bear...) got the idea to pee on the living room floor while we were asleep and we didn't catch it until later in the morning. This has resulted in some unfortunate buckling of our high-quality parquet flooring. That we do not own. That we're sure the apartment complex people will be none too happy is damaged. And this buckling is not minor, feel-it-give-a-little-under-your-feet buckling, it's full-fledged trip-you-and-cause-you-to-take-a-header-into-the-coffee-table buckling. It feels lethal. And expensive. Not a great combination.
So Brooke, I'm not trying to be all Bridezilla or anything, but seeing as you are our ringbearer, do you think you could stop trying to kill us with the floor, mmmkay? So that this whole shindig actually happens in 10 days? Kthanksbye.
Special thanks to elise for her help with this one!
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Brooke. Seriously? Be a good girl.
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